Wednesday, December 16, 2009

There Is Only One




There is only one voice
that I want to hear.
Only one girl
that I really want near.

There is only one embrace
where I want to be.
Only one smile
that puts a smile to me.

There is only one hand
that I want in mine.
Only one girl
that would freeze my time.

There is only your lips
that I want to kiss.
Only one girl
that I really, really miss.

There is only one girl
that forever I shall love.
Unfortunately, that girl
is someone I can't have..



jigz

Monday, December 14, 2009

Girls Are Apples




I received a text from a friend wherein
guys would be seen as lazy and cowardly..

So I felt the need to stand up and defend my gender!
AWOO AWOO!

Here was the message:

Girls are like apples on trees.
The best are at the top and boys
don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling
and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
that are on the ground which are not
as good but easy to take.
So the apples at the top think
there is something wrong with them,
when in reality they are amazing.
They just have to wait
for the right boy to come along.
The one who is brave enough to climb.
All the way to the top of the tree.


My response:

Girls are apples.
That much I can agree on.
But there are no apple trees
in these country.
All the apples we guys would ever
find in the Philippines
are those that are in the market.

With price tags..


I got a not so very nice reply after..
Peace izyquin!

jigz

Anti-Boredom List



Note: Work in progress

I was bored and thinking of something to blog about so I thought:

"Why not make a list of things to do when bored?
I'd be hitting two birds with one stone!"


I admit it wasn't a stroke of genius but I'm bored so what the hell..

Now, I know there are a lot of stuff we can do when bored.

Read books.
Watch movies.
Watch TV.
Or porn.
Facebook.
Listen to music.
Texting.
Hang out with friends.
Facebook.
Play games on the PC.
Facebook.
Surf the net - which means FACEBOOK.
And did I forget to mention Facebook?

So, this list is for those unfortunate people - hate to be you - who doesn't have any alternative other than sleeping or playing with one's self..

1. Have a staring contest with a wall.
- Now, this is easy. Just face the wall. Any wall. And who blinks first, loses. Though I won't recommend this to those people who hates to lose. Because if you lose and punch the wall, you still lose. And you've got SERIOUS problems..

2. Look for the white spot when you turn off the TV.
- I remember doing this when I was a child. On and off the TV went as I was mesmerized with that tiny white spot. That also broke the set's power button.

3. Test your flexibility.
- Try doing stuff you can't do in public. You might discover that your body can do stuff you didn't think possible. And so did your lover.

4. Open your fridge and cupboards. Then cook or bake. Experiment.
- I haven't tried this myself but told it's fun. Unless you can't cook or bake like me. If that's the case, rest assured you won't be bored in cleaning the kitchen. Just remember, those pearly white balls in the cupboards are not gum balls. They are not edible.

5. Use your secret mind power.
- Stand by your window and pick a random person on the street, then try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictate that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

6. Stand on your bed with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff.
- To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

7. Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around.
- This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment: Does this really work?

jigz

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Compilation


NOTE: WORK IN PROGRESS


I have liked many,

but loved very few.

Yet, no one has been

as sweet as you.


I would wait in line

in the world's longest queue,

just to have the pleasure

of a moment with you.

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Would you hold my hand

if that is what I ask?


If I tell you I like you,

would you think I'm too fast?


I know you won't believe me

even though it is true.


I can't help what I'm feeling

cause I think I've fallen for you.

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jigz

Anonymously


I know people who love anonymously..
It's not uncommon actually..

But I've thought, is it possible to love an anonymous person?

Not needing a name, not even a face..
Just giving that anonymous guy or girl all those unspent emotions..

Debatable, don't you think?

You're even considering
that it has the slightest chance to be downright possible..
You won't even get hurt..

There is ONE flaw in this idea however..

We are susceptible to break the rules,
we'd be giving that anonymous love a face,
then gradually a name..

Not that big of a problem if you think about it..
But then, the face and name is the same face and name that belongs to your secret love..

Then all hell breaks loose and you're back to square one..
You're even thinking of that particular face and name right now..

And if that face and name isn't the reason you are hurting right now, then your lucky..
And you shouldn't have continued reading the last half of this..

jigz

Definition of Better




Yesterday I had a conversation with a friend about her once playboy boyfriend,
who incidentally was my friend in high school..

In one particular reply, she told me:


'Magbago ka na kasi..'


Now don't misunderstand, I've never been a playboy - I don't have the looks for that matter..

But then being a guy, I was automatically on the defensive..

Thinking back, I've always been confused about that particular line..



Especially in relationships.


Let's face it, girls almost always wants us guys to change 'for the better'..

Now, whose definition of BETTER is it?

THEIRS?!


Then they'll follow it up with:

'You know I love you for who you are, but you've got to stop being....'


You know how it goes..
Anyway, if they love us for who we are then why the need to change?!
She doesn't love you, she loves the guy who SHE wants you to be..
Hell! If you think about it,
any guy would do so long as he is willing to be who she wants..
I've got nothing against towards these girls..

But I hope they think about this:

We guys loved you for who you REALLY are..
That's why when you ask us why we love you, we can't give you shit for a reason..
Coz we don't know why! And we don't care to know, just that we DO..

Yes, we put into the equation how hot and sexy you are in that bikini..
But you get the drift..


jigz