Anti-Boredom List

Note: Work in progress

I was bored and thinking of something to blog about so I thought:

"Why not make a list of things to do when bored?
I'd be hitting two birds with one stone!"

I admit it wasn't a stroke of genius but I'm bored so what the hell..

Now, I know there are a lot of stuff we can do when bored.

Read books.
Watch movies.
Watch TV.
Or porn.
Facebook.
Listen to music.
Texting.
Hang out with friends.
Facebook.
Play games on the PC.
Facebook.
Surf the net - which means FACEBOOK.
And did I forget to mention Facebook?

So, this list is for those unfortunate people - hate to be you - who doesn't have any alternative other than sleeping or playing with one's self..

1. Have a staring contest with a wall.
- Now, this is easy. Just face the wall. Any wall. And who blinks first, loses. Though I won't recommend this to those people who hates to lose. Because if you lose and punch the wall, you still lose. And you've got SERIOUS problems..

2. Look for the white spot when you turn off the TV.
- I remember doing this when I was a child. On and off the TV went as I was mesmerized with that tiny white spot. That also broke the set's power button.

3. Test your flexibility.
- Try doing stuff you can't do in public. You might discover that your body can do stuff you didn't think possible. And so did your lover.

4. Open your fridge and cupboards. Then cook or bake. Experiment.
- I haven't tried this myself but told it's fun. Unless you can't cook or bake like me. If that's the case, rest assured you won't be bored in cleaning the kitchen. Just remember, those pearly white balls in the cupboards are not gum balls. They are not edible.

5. Use your secret mind power.
- Stand by your window and pick a random person on the street, then try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictate that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

6. Stand on your bed with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff.
- To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

7. Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around.
- This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment: Does this really work?

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